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Jerk. Bitch.

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Terms of endearment.


Sam and Dean piss each other off to no end, but they'd die for each other. They also kick ass together, smoking demons and the like.

This candle smells of pine, smoky wood, warm spices, and just a hint of leather. It's masculine and earthy, and I love it as an embodiment of the two brothers.

 

Available Sizes

  • 9oz Cotton Wick
  • 4oz Cotton Wick
  • Wax Melts

The candles all come in amber jars & the wax is the natural color of soy.

About Our Candles

All candles are made with 100% soy wax and pthalate-free fragrance oils. You may notice a slight amount of frosting over time, but this in no way affects the burn time or scent of your candle - it's simply the nature of all-natural soy wax. 

Of course, if you have any questions or concerns, email me at kmahaffey@getfictional.com. 


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U.S. Orders of $100 or more get FREE SHIPPING!
Processing Times: 1-2 Weeks

FAQs

How Do You Ship Orders?

I take great care in making sure that all candles reach their forever homes in perfect condition. Each candle is wrapped in tissue paper and bubble wrap to protect both the labels and the glass. I also insulate the package very well with either peanuts or packing paper.

I ship everything via USPS Priority {domestic} or First Class {international}. I also use UPS depending on the weight and dimensions of your order.

If you receive your candle in less than perfect condition, be sure to contact me immediately at info@getfictional.com. I can send you a new candle or refund your purchase entirely. 

How Long Does It Take to Receive My Order?

Current processing time is 3-6 business days {Monday - Friday, excluding holidays}. Some orders may ship much sooner, but as most candles are made-to-order, I appreciate your patience! If you need something rushed, please don't hesitate to shoot me an email at info@getfictional.com.

What If My Items Arrive Damaged?

Unfortunately, it happens. I do my best to package everything to the max, but mail services can be rough on packages.

If this happens to you, snap a quick shot of the damage and packaging and email me at info@getfictional.com. I will replace all damaged items!