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The Autumn Springs Retirement Home Massacre + Stabby AF Candle

$45.00
$45.00

Now you can have the book AND the candle! This package deal comes with a hardcover edition of The Autumn Springs Retirement Home Massacre by Philip Fracassi and a 9oz Stabby AF soy candle hand-poured by me!

The candle:

Stabby AF: The candle smells of sharp citrus and tingling spices. 

Book Blurb:

"A Best Horror Book of 2025! (BookBub, Vulture, Men's Health)

Brimming with dark humor, violence, and mystery, The Autumn Springs Retirement Home Massacre is a blood-soaked slasher sure to keep readers guessing until the very last page.

Rose DuBois is not your average final girl.

Rose is in her late 70s, living out her golden years at the Autumn Springs Retirement Home.

When one of her friends dies alone in her apartment, Rose isn’t too concerned. Accidents happen, especially at this age!

Then another resident drops dead. And another. With bodies stacking up, Rose can’t help but wonder: are these accidents? Old age? Or something far more sinister?

Together with her best friend Miller, Rose begins to investigate. The further she digs, the more convinced she becomes: there’s a killer on the loose at Autumn Springs, and if she isn’t careful, Rose may be their next victim."

 
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The Autumn Springs Retirement Home Massacre + Stabby AF Candle
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FAQs

How Do You Ship Orders?

I take great care in making sure that all candles reach their forever homes in perfect condition. Each candle is wrapped in tissue paper and bubble wrap to protect both the labels and the glass. I also insulate the package very well with either peanuts or packing paper.

I ship everything via USPS Priority or Ground Advantage. I also use UPS depending on the weight and dimensions of your order.

If you receive your candle in less than perfect condition, be sure to contact me immediately at info@getfictional.com. I can send you a new candle or refund your purchase entirely. 

How Long Does It Take to Receive My Order?

Current processing time is about 2 weeks, give or take a day or two. Some orders may ship much sooner, but as most candles are made-to-order, I appreciate your patience! If you need something rushed, please don't hesitate to shoot me an email at info@getfictional.com.

What If My Items Arrive Damaged?

Unfortunately, it happens. I do my best to package everything to the max, but mail services can be rough on packages.

If this happens to you, snap a quick shot of the damage and packaging and email me at info@getfictional.com. I will replace all damaged items!